About Us

Ticker Wear™ - the only place where In-vest-ing is literal.

I spent over a decade in the trenches of the banking world, and if there’s one thing I learned between the late-night closings and the endless powerpoint decks, it’s that hard-working financiers appreciate a good laugh more than anyone. I saw a gap in the market: we have plenty of stress, but not enough gear that celebrate the grind with a sense of humour. I started this shop to turn our favourite industry quips into wearable assets. Whether you're a CPA, an analyst, or a VP, our gear is designed for those who know that "Excel is a love language" (just kidding it never is). 

We design every piece with the same principles you’d use to build a solid portfolio: clarity, balance, and a touch of calculated risk.

Whether you’re bullish on bold statements or bearish on boring basics, our goal is simple: make finance fun, wearable, and just a little bit unhinged.

Welcome to Ticker Wear!

DJ